Dysoapian Futures
Algorithm & Blues
Algorithm & Blues
Developed inside the Dysoapian Futures Cognitive Debris Department, Algorithm & Blues is issued to civilians experiencing recommendation fatigue, decision paralysis, attention fragmentation, and generalized existential runtime errors.
Initial prototypes were deployed during the Overstimulation Window, when the average citizen’s attention architecture collapsed under recursive suggestion loops.
AB-Series artifacts were the first to show measurable effects on cognitive drift patterns.
Primary Function Set
- Digital detox facilitation
- Emotional system recalibration
- Attention drift stabilization
- Dermal smoothing during prolonged photonic exposure
A soft, meditative lather assists with the dissipation of residual timeline clutter and promotes temporary clarity during post-shower cycles.
Atmospheric Profile
Atmospheric Profile
Melancholic Clarity
Indigo Flower Accord
Cool-toned, introspective, faintly nostalgic.
Smoked Lavender
A dusky, resinous variant engineered for emotional decompression—less floral, more atmospheric.
Hozon Citrus
A lab-stabilized bergamot + yuzu hybrid: bright, fleeting, the olfactory equivalent of a passing idea.
Cold Ozone Drift
A clean, electric hum reminiscent of server rooms in low-power mode.
Inkstone Resin (Trace Element)
Dry, mineral, poetic; the scent of a half-forgotten creative impulse.
The combined profile is fresh, contemplative, and quietly bittersweet—like stepping out of a neon-lit datacenter at 2:00 AM and briefly remembering who you were before the algorithms optimized you.
Field Evaluation Notes
- Noticeable reduction in cognitive static
- Mild elevation in mood markers after exposure
- Increased subjective clarity during early-morning cycles
- Faint blue, iridescent lather under LED illumination confirmed in 94% of test subjects
Fabrication Matrix
Fabrication Matrix
Cold-processed from the Artifact Base Matrix—a stabilized blend of olive oil, coconut oil, shea butter, cocoa butter, avocado oil, and castor oil—producing a soft, creamy lather optimized for emotional decompression and somatic recalibration.
- No parabens
- No phthalates
- No synthetic despair
- Just the essential compounds for civilian-grade emotional hygiene
Issued for self-regulation protocols.
Apply during moments of drift.
Ingredients (Compliance Format)
Olive oil, coconut oil, shea butter, cocoa butter, avocado oil, castor oil, distilled water, sodium hydroxide (lye), sodium lactate, kaolin clay, fragrance oil, mica/colorant.
Supplementary File
Supplementary File
Each Artifact Includes
Standard Issue Components for Civilian Deployment
Field Guide Card (FG-1)
A cardstock instruction brief detailing handling protocols, activation sequence, and recommended civilian-use rituals. Printed with batch provenance and Artifact Lab identifiers.
Declassified Memo (DM-1)
A sealed micro-document recovered from the Artifact Lab archives. Contains series-specific notes, anomaly reports, or sensory reconstruction logs. Each memo is unique to its fabrication cycle.
Wax-Sealed Wrapping
Your artifact arrives hand-wrapped in archival-grade paper and secured with an official Artifact Lab wax seal — a verification mark used during controlled distribution cycles.
Embossed Artifact Face
Each bar carries a Dysoapian Futures insignia or unit designation directly cast into its surface, confirming its origin, authenticity, and placement within the series continuum.
Batch Provenance Stamp
All artifacts ship with cycle-specific provenance markings, documenting the month and year of fabrication.
This ensures traceability, clarity of cure age, and collectible value.
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